This might be the only situation where any man wouldn’t mind being sued over. A woman claims that R&B singer, August Alsina, dong was so big that it ripped her cervix during a midnight tryst. She states that his penis looked like a can of Febreze and the incident left her in the hospital for 4 days. #Damn!
MediaTakeOut Reports…An MTOer reached out to us claiming that she wanted to SUE R&B singer August Alsina. She claims that he INJURED HER – because his D*CK was too big and it BURST HER CERVIX. .
“I wanted to put [R&B singer] August Alsina ON BLAST, and I’m thinking about suing him for hurting me. He ripped my cervix.”
“It’s a long story, but August reached out to me on Instagram, after he saw some of my bikini photos. It started off as innocent flirting. I wasn’t even convinced it was really him. There are a lot of catfishes outchea LOL.”
“Anyway, a few months back, he asked me to to fly to Virginia to his concert. He said that we could hang out after. He didn’t pay for the flight, but he left me tickets and backstage passes which was nice of him.”
“After the concert he was acting real nice. He introduced me as his girlfriend to everyone there. I felt so special. We went out to a club for about an hour. He held my hand for the whole night. I was in heaven.”
“When we went back to his hotel it was ON. I admit I was the aggressor at first. We kissed hard and I practically ripped his clothes off literally. He got into it and let me play rough with him. But when I took off his underwear LAWD JESUS I didn’t know d*kcs like that existed. No lie MTO that thing has to be a foot long and thick. It looks like a bottle of Febreze.”
“When I saw his thing I was like whoa, you’re going to have to go slow with that. He did at first. It hurt at first. Then I started loving it. After a while he started going in real deep, he pumping me and putting all his weight behind it. It felt good until I felt a pop. Somehow his big d*ck hit something he shouldn’t. I felt so much pain my legs started shaking.”
“I swear it must have happened to him before because he immediately stopped and started asking if I was OK. I told him I was, but I wasn’t because blood was dripping out of me and I couldn’t walk. He had his security team drive me to the hospital and I was there for 4 days with a ruptured cervix. Doctors say that I lost so much blood that I could have died.”
“Now I’m considering suing August for my pain and suffering. He’s been cool about everything but I think I should be compensated for being injured like that. He should be more careful with that thing in his pants.”
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